WEAK WRAP: THE ULTIMATE TUBE SECRET REVEALED!

A week is a time unit equal to seven days. It is the standard time period used for cycles of rest days in most parts of the world, mostly alongside—although not strictly part of—the Gregorian calendar. What’s that you ask? The Gregorian calendar? Well that’s just a calendar me mate Greg came up with the other day. Greg’s not his real name, his real name is Nick but we call him Greg because none of your business. Greg surfs good but he’s better at surfing on the snow and that’s where he is today. Snow? What about global warming? More like global 1080 reverts for old Greg dog. He’s not worried about global warming today, not while he’s got the icy wind of the mountains flying through his noodley hair. On normal days as though, he probably would be worried because he’s got a kid and he wouldn’t want her to get sun burnt and that. I assume. We’ve never actually spoken about global warming. Or marriage equality. I’d guess that he’d be a yes man. Just like Jim Carey in that movie where he says yes to stuff.

Danny Johnson