SW: You can be a member in any band from any era. Which band, what era, what do you play?
JF: Easy. I would play guitar for INXS.
Go bald or mad hairy back the rest of your life?
Go bald for sure. I’ve shaved my head a few times and I don’t mind it at all.
You never learned to surf, describe your life now?
I probably would be in the surf industry somehow… Maybe shaping boards.
Which number is better? 12 or 37?
I don’t know. I guess 37.
You can only ride one board for the rest of your life. What is it?
My board I’ve been riding for the last 6 months. It’s a secret though.
World War 3 breaks out and you get conscripted. Willingly go to war or go bush and hide out?
I would go to war.
You have to listen to one song on repeat for the rest of your life. Which is it and why?
The White Stripes – Seven Nation Army. I’ve just got great memories to it.
You’re the editor of the New York Times, what’s tomorrow’s headline?
I guess something about politics.
You’re Prime Minister for a day. What’s the first law you pass in office?
Legalise weed. Ha! Kidding…. But serious.
Kelly Slater pocket dials you midway through a heated discussion with John John Florence. Hang up or tune in?
Hahaha for sure tune in! Get a little inside goss.
You can teleport to surf any session in any surf movie in history. Which do you choose and why?
Probably Dear Suburbia – the Japan section. Because it looked amazing, and i really want to go to Japan.