The Worst Of Weak Wrap 2017

Super surfing, but mostly just horrible haircuts

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So there’s another year down the drain. Just kidding with the negativity. It was fun wasn’t it? So many highlights! Highlights that I can’t remember because my memory sucks but I’m pretty sure it was fun. One highlight I can remember, because it was yesterday, was watching Nathan Florence and Billy Kemper order lunch. I walked into a store and there they were. I didn’t say anything to them. I wanted to, but I couldn’t think of anything other than “I know who you both are”. That would have been fine I guess but I like to hold myself to a higher standard than that. I like to think of fanning out is a fine art. Is that how you spell fanning? Like when you’re being a mad fan? Because that’s how you spell Mick Fanning. Maybe it’s faning? Nope, red underline on that one. It’s probably not actually a word, so they’re all wrong. I’ve fanned out on Fanning before. Such a good guy, he makes it easy. Also I sent him an email when I was drunk once because my friend Mitch loves him and made me. No reply though. He was probably busy, plus so many people fanning out on Fanning. No hard feelings Mick, see you next year.

Danny Johnson