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Ahhh Micronesia. Tiny island. Finding it on a map is a bit like old chubby cheeks trying to find his old fella after he hits the big red button, but that didn’t stop Mikey Wright – the man, the myth, the mullet – from stuffing his buds down the barrel of the gun. “Definitely the best day of my life and the best waves of my life for sure,” said Mikey, who scored enough napalm pits to make any surfer glow nuclear green. Get ready for four minutes and four seconds of war-mongreling.